Ah-ah-hem, ah-ah-ahem!
Come on and listen to the mole rap
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na, hit it!
Yo, listen up, have a holla from Ron
Naked Mole Rap is the name of the song
Here's the story, in all its glory, ain't hidin nothin
You'll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus
Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic, to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the internet
Saw a JPEG of a pink thing
Gonna need sunscreen!
What is that? That freaky thing?
Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the naked mole rap Uh huh!
What is that? That freaky thing?
Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat
Hey wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
Listen to the naked mole rap
Yo, kick it, uh
Na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na
I heard Smartie Mart was havin' a sale
On a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail
It seemed to be this good be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said I couldn't care less!
Handed him to me said, "Be careful, don't drop it,
And do you want this cage?"
No, I'll keep him in my pocket!
What is that? That freaky thing?
Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
Listen to the naked mole rap
What is that? That freaky thing?
Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat
Uh, gonna buy me some bling bling
Listen to the naked mole rap
Wah!
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You kick it uh
Huh, psych!
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, super freaky
Huh, psych!
Yeah, hey!
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Guitar, baby, uh
What are we missing here?
Rufus the naked mole rat!
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na, na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah!
Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah!
Look at the camera, say "Cheese!" (Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah!
Can I get a boo-yah? Boo-yah!
Look at the camera, say "Cheese!" (Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say "Cheese!"
We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size it, and why not? I'm buyin'
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it
You can't top it, don't drop it, you might just pop it
Rufus and Ron Stoppable
With our best friend, Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say, "Yo, K.P., we've got your back!" (Hi-yah!)
What is that? That freaky thing?
Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat (Huh!)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing! (Let 'em!)
Listen to the naked mole rap (Uh, uh)
What is that? Super-freaky thing?
Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
Listen to the naked mole rap (Yeah!)
This ain't no— (No freak-o!)
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap
This ain't no— (No disco!)
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap
Ah, this ain't no— (No Shego!)
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap
This ain't no— (No rumble!)
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap
Listen to the naked mole rap!
Mwah, bye, bye!
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